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OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WITH LAP 3 IN UNDERGROUND 1??? I'm cruising, doing perfect, about to win the race and then BAM - some stupid ass NPC car materializes out of the shadow realm just to fuck up my run!

This ALWAYS happens:

• Lap 1: Easy, no problems
• Lap 2: Getting competitive but manageable
• Lap 3: Suddenly a fucking ghost car spawns inside my rear bumper at 200mph

I swear the AI cheats. There's no way these cars are following normal physics. They:

1. Appear from nowhere

2. Have infinite nitro

3. Somehow weigh 5000lbs when I try to pass them

4. Become magnets for my car specifically

[insert poorly drawn comic of car spawning inside my car]

If I have to restart this fucking race one more time... 😤

Let me list why school is actual torture:

1. Wake up at ass o'clock

2. Sit through boring lectures about stuff I'll never use

3. Get yelled at for doodling in my notebook (IT HELPS ME FOCUS)

4. Lunch is 20 minutes but the line takes 19

5. Teachers act like their class is the only one that exists

6. Group projects where I do all the work

7. Getting in trouble for "being on my phone" when I was just checking the time

The only good part is drawing OCs between assignments. That's it. That's the list.

[insert sketch of me crying over homework]